Wednesday, October 29, 2008

www.guanyinma.com

While busy preparing for the upcoming EOS, this brilliant idea of mine suddenly popped up in my head..

drum rollsssssss....

http://www.guanyinma.com/

yes... spend some time creating this website and we will earn like *tut*.... why spend so much time memorising names of those tiny little creatures in microbs.. Funny isn't it? We culture them and yet we find antibiotics to kill them.. CRUEL...

hmm... back to the topic... http://www.guanyinma.com/..

what should we have in this website?

1)Downloadable talisman a.k.a 'hu chua'... just follow three simple steps : download,burn and drink... there you go.. pass your exams with flying colours...

2)Tricks on how Hiro Nakamura manipulate time.. i don't think i have to elaborate on this..

3)Tutorials on how to turn microorganisms into DOTA heroes and drugs into their items...

i think with this three things in my website, 1000 hits per day will be a piece of cake..

To achieve higher hits per day, just include a few more add ons in the website..

examples??

"how to be a top scorer"

"how to score high marks"

hmm.... i think enough with that.. save some for kennysia and dawn yang.. i don't wanna see them closing down their account because of me.. muahahahaha...

imagine if i charge RM50 per visit to the website... plus all the advertisement charges...

muahahaha....

i can easily own a BMW X6 in one month



a bungalow in two months...


In five years time, i wanna buy over IMU...

17 comments:

-1 Ling- said...

OMG... one word... LAME...
andrew's going 2 say that i bully u again... but I DUN CARE... u're REALLY LAME!!! ;p

Tan Chia Hui said...

aya... guangyinma is f5 thingy d.
outdated d la. where gt ppl go tat website.
now ppl go howtocheatinexam.com for student while those who wanna pray for safety can go surebeixi.com

eh... since when u like X series?

Anonymous said...

1-ling has no humour


-Blue-

Anonymous said...

anonymous is boring.

-purple-

斌世无双 said...

david.. wake up lo.......

CKC said...

Buy imu for what. The building is so small...there is no way of further recruitment of more students in the next couple of years...the number gonna reaching the max...somehow it is too crowded...in long term profits...bo tat...unless u spot a new location to build a bigger campus or keep on increasing the fees.....

david...never ever thinking about buying imu...wahaha...

kNy said...

eh,stop dreaming n go study better lah.that make more sense..hehehe..

Willan Chew said...

wahahahahahahahahahaha... very funny arrrr

u must cock once in a while hia?

ur cock semakin hari semakin lame sial...

DaVIdnG said...

1 ling- it's not easy to be lame ok..

happyboy- saw the pic of the car in your blog mar.. mar copy and paste lar.. haha...

-blue- - better reveal yourself... i am going to hunt you down..

-purple- - why purple?? prefer red..

斌份世界 - woke up d... haha...

KC - buy over imu.. build another high rise building in front of vista c.. u think can o not ler? haha....

kNy- study cannot earn money lar.. next time gaji also rm 3500 at most.. my one month salary can employ u whole year d.. hahaha...

wuijern - same thing.. not easy to be lame k... every succesful man will go through this period... lol..... last time they say the wrights brothers crazy remember??

Anonymous said...

Ur that guanyingma really lame la... Those download de can't use de :P...
U think very cruel to find antibiotic to kill microbes?? I will describe it as weird. U want to let microbes to infect u ar??? OMG... NOt very microbes are normal microflora. Pathogenic microbes still have to be killed for everyone safety :P

彦霓::yen-nee said...

For your info, these "fu chua"s have to be "open light" by the sifu-sifus in the temple then only can work de la! >.<

If you reli wan, I think you can go download, print, A LOT, then bring them to temple to do the "open light" ceremony then maybe will be useful geh... -.-"

If you find it useful, then next time PBL, "non pharmacological treatment", you can put those. Whoa, lecturers sure faint there!

Then ah, you try them out with us la, see really got effect or not. If good, not placebo nia, then can start selling!! SO good!! No side effects de!

Pssp, if you really wanna earn, I think this is a good plan, wahaha... Sending them to "open light", I think is free de lo, low cost business!!

You want? :D

mil0chel said...

yeee you copy the download and burn and drink thing from the i not stupid movie ar..

dream until so so so farrrrr...

wake up and study lo koko crunch...

or not your dream aso *poof* and it became koko crunch~~!!:)

Kah Yee said...

hahaha so long one joke you still remember!

andrewL said...

lol.. i actually laughed my ass off..
david.. this joke u create or u copy.. tiuz, i tot ur sense of hunour finally level up... mana tau.. non-ori... sienz.

eh 1-ling.. good job.. bully summore =)

Anonymous said...

maybe u should think of dying....
more cash!!
ppl burn 4 u!!

now they even provide different types of model of car o!!!
Haha!!

-peiching-

DaVIdnG said...

anonymous-->if we want to kill them don't culture them la.. so kesian.. haha....

yen nee--> hmm... ok ok.. add on service in my website... the 'open light' service.. F.O.C

milochel--> this is not called copy.. this is what we called application... learn from movie and make full use of it..

jia yee--> bo pien... wanna earn money.. despo... lol..

andrew--> swt lar.. the most important point is not about the talisman lar.. the main point here is to create such website.. lol... and i never say the talisman part is my idea... ahahha...

peiching-->LAME... haha.. if i die i not only receive cars.. i receive houses.. muahahahhaa...

Tan Chia Hui said...

http://guangyingma.blogspot.com/

Every1 is welcome :D

Promote this site to yo fren if u love it.