ever wonder how it would be like when a duck talks to a chicken? well... it just happened in vista komanwel C...
It was a sunday morning when i suddenly had the inspiration to clean the fan.. since i am short.. erm... just not tall enough, i had this idea of borrowing a ladder from the cleaner aunties.. hmmm.... the pretty aunties asked me to borrow from the securities.. so, ok.. no big deal... i walked to the security room and there starts the chicken and duck story...
duck :bang, boleh pinjam tangga?
chicken :huh??
duck :tangga bang... ladder... (just in case he dunno BM)
chicken :huh?? tangga?? tangga mana?
duck :tangga untuk panjat... (some informal bm also) boleh saya pinjam??
he asked me to wait for a while.. fuhhh.... i thought i had managed to get one.. then he went into a room.. washroom i guessed... after a while he came out, grabbed a piece of newspaper and wiped his face.. ewwhhhh...
ya bang..?? trying to ask where the ladder is.. and he repeated the same question again.. apa?? apa tangga??
omg... i was so pissed off... after a lengthy explanation he still ask me 'apa tangga?'...
finally i gave up and went straight back to my room... instead i piled up four chairs and i managed to reach the fan...
BUT i am still wondering how could vista management employ such guard?? what if someone got robbed and try to ask him for help and he say HUH?? APA?? APA ROBBER??? Baskin ROBBINS??
7 comments:
man...
jz in case u din realise...
robber and baskin robbins is VERY DIFFERENT!!!
lame... ;p
haha... can't think of any other examples lar.. but i won't be surprise lo if he mistaken robbers as robbins lo.. they are just ^$$^&$#%$#%$....
i tel u! not only vista, IMU de security guards are like this also!! that day i went to get my fren's thesis from security guard right at the entrance. he totally could not understand me! haiya. very long story la. but sth i feel so weird is how come he use newspaper wipe his face? he ok or not?
hahaa... dunno lar.. crazy ppl..
hahaha...maybe he don't even know what is baskin robbins either....
LOL
wakaka....
next time u speak chicken language to him lo... mayb he can understand more... =D
u draw a ladder on a piece of paper and show him la, maybe he understand picture better, lolz...The Ng's family good in drawing ma, no big deal for you to show your skills,haha...show to that security guards...hehe
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